Chuck Norris Vs Undertaker

[KMD]

Chuck Norris Fun Facts/Jokes

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris once played ping pong against himself for 11 hours straight. He quit because the paddle died.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

[acer5200]

Aren't there better topics to be pursuing?

[KMD]

Aren't there better topics to be pursuing?

yes But this is fun

[Big_Nasty]

yep all in the fun of sport lol and chuck

[KMD]

yep all in the fun of sport lol and chuck

I tried to find some fun facts on Undertaker but they were all very depressing
I tried to find some fun facts on Chuck Norris and They were all very amusing

[acer5200]

Valkirah is better than both put together :3

[Lucas101]

I think Emma6 would beat them both

[KMD]

Maybe They can Maybe they can't only one way to find out...

Lets do this Walker, Texas Ranger Style

[KMD]

Chuck Norris Fun Facts/Jokes

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris is so persuasive that he convinced a mirror he wasn't there.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

[acer5200]

I still fail to understand how Chuck Norris became such a 'legend'. I mean really, none of these 'facts' are true.