Chuck Norris Vs Undertaker

[MrHyde]

Chuck Norris Fun Facts/Jokes

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

The heart might just fail due to Chuck Norris's constant aggressiveness (hope it doesnt)

[Balaam]

The lady is ugly

when chuck norris looks in the mirror, the mirror breaks, not because he's ugly, but because there can only be one chuck norris.

[KMD]

Chuck Norris Fun Facts/Jokes

If Chuck Norris had performed in 300, the film would be called 1.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars before, that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow

Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.

Chuck Norris once visited the Bermuda Triangle. No one has heard from the Triangle since.

Chuck Norris threw the water bottle at Justin Bieber

Chuck Norris once won a billion dollars.... On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

[Balaam]

chuck norris once visited the virgin islands, when he returned, they were just called the islands

[KMD]

Hmm wonder why

[jehlickam/highheels]

whew, the winner of that would porbably win ALOT of money. :P

[Balaam]

• pain is the name of the game
• i don’t need a reason to fight, i just need somebody to fight
• there will be no mercy, only slain bodies and taken souls
• you shouldn’t be afraid, you should be terrified
• don’t you realize that you cannot destroy that, which does not wish to perish?
• evil comes in all shapes and sizes
• my whole existance is death, darkness, and the destruction of mankind.

[KMD]

Can't wait for Hell in a Cell

HHH VS Undertaker

[SickbyDefinition]

go for your life

HEY! Acer's life is so cool. It's filled with awesome friends (me) and he has a great hobby of volunteering for this website where he has really cool co-workers (me)! He has positive support and influences from those he is surrounded by (me) and is loved by many (me)!


He's also in tech school learning how to design cool houses and shtuff for cool people (like me). He likes to ask his wise friends (me) for advice and comments on the projects he works on.

He has a good taste in music (enhanced by me) and has even shared a few pictures of himself lately (influenced by me.. and Lazz >_>).


So, he has a pretty interesting life compared to Chuck Norris, who's only arguments come from an outdated show in which he did actually get hurt sometimes.

The undertaker, well that's staged wrestling, so. He's equal to Chuck Norris if you ask me, both mediocre actors with underrated stunt doubles and over-glorified fighting moves.

[Balaam]

actually
what i meant was
PLEASE ACE!
start a thread that has a topic worth pursuing

i'd appreciate it!