Chuck Norris Fun Facts/Jokes

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

If you woke up this morning, it means Chuck Norris spared your life.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris can kill 99% of all bacteria...as a warning to the other 1%.