The "best" fails.

[The Luda]

Title says it all, but for those who need more than just those three words;

Post your personal fails here, or if you don't like to admit that even you fail..
Just tell us someone else's fail, or post a massive fail pic.


Imma kick off, literally.

So here I was, playing soccer with my brothers,
and one of em kicked the bal out very high & far..
so I ran after it, determined to get that one.
Swinged my leg back and... kicked a lamp post.

Yall shouldve seen the look on the face of my Dr when I told him how exactly I hurt my foot/ankle. It was priceless.


And a few I found;



You catch my drift? Post ahead!

[King Alboin]

epic fails huh?

so many, where to start?

k .... when I was ten, I was out in the backyard playing football with my dad.

He threw this screen pass over to my right.

I ran and dove for the ball, caught it in mid air, then tackled a gas meter with my left collar bone.

broke my collar bone with a hairline fracture, and bent the gas meter causing a minor gas leak.

but wait, I did not want to admit I had broke my collar bone to my dad, so I fluffed it off.

three days later, I am back in school, playing basketball. I tried to make a rebound, but when the ball hit my left palm, the shockwave went all the way up my outstretched arm and snapped that hairline fracture on my collar bone in two.

POW!!

the sound echoed all over the gym.

I got three azzchewins that day. One from myself, one from my dad, and one from our family doctor.

[ImInsane]

Well..
I was with my ex at her mums place.. My ex told me to lock the door.. so I did.. Or so i thought.. Then her mum walked in on us..

[SiphonXP]

Well..
I was with my ex at her mums place.. My ex told me to lock the door.. so I did.. Or so i thought.. Then her mum walked in on us..

If the situation ever gets that awkward you might as well invite her to join in.

[Arathorn136]

Well last year I broke my wrist playing rugby. However, I didn't think it was broken so I was like "No, Coach, it's OK... just tape it and I'll play...". Then, my coach was asking whether I needed to go to the hospital for it, since it was pretty gimpy, and I replied with "Just a sprain, no worries, I'll be fine."
Then, I go home and finally decide to go to the doctor's, cause it hadn't improved, and lo and behold it was broken. However, it started healing in the wrong spot so I had a great old time in surgery that day.

[Prodigy the 5]

When I was young I was playing tag with some friends in a dead end street. In that place a woman would hang her sheets to dry. So on that day there were to big sheets hanging on the line. A friend runs in between the 2 sheets. So to caught him of I thought I'd run through the big sheet yo cut him off. Little did I know someone parked their truck behind the sheet.

How do you explain to someone that you got hit by a parked car?

[Deathslayr]

How do you explain to someone that you got hit by a parked car?

And just to keep in with the thread, with a winning fail....




I can't think of any personal fails right now.

[The Luda]

How do you explain to someone that you got hit by a parked car?

Pmsl Proddy, that's priceless

[Synful]

I play guitar, and I use to be in a band. We played a few live shows, got pretty well known around our town where luckily, metalcore has become popular. We started to play a few more shows in neighboring cities, bigger venues and eventually, we got a call from one of the bigger bands in Wisconsin. They wanted us to open for them.

I practiced for hours on end, making sure I hit all the notes perfectly the day before. I polished my guitar, I even bought a new outfit for the momentous occasion.

Its the day of our show, I was so pumped. Nothing could have gone wrong. Or so I thought anyways. I go to my guitar case to get out my guitar and tune it. I open the case... no guitar. I about s**t myself. Luckily my friend brought a back-up and the show went on.

Biggest fail of my life.

[Prodigy the 5]

Pmsl Proddy, that's priceless

haha it could have happened to anyone

ill think of more fails to tale