You won too.
after i took a shower i was drying my ass, and i took a giant fart into the towel.
My WC fails twice involved back-dooring someone! Looked kinda dodgy out of context!
NA17/NA24/NA28/NA36/NA41/NA44/NA48-NA52 - Tempest (left)
These are my music related fails.
The first one was when I was home alone I was sitting at my computers with my headphones on full blast whilst singing along. So naturally I did not hear anyone come home or anything so I'm sitting there my back to the door singing, when suddenly something connects to the back of my head HARD and it surprised me so much I shot up and the chair toppled over taking me with it. I looked up to find my sister breathless from laughing. She really is a devil... (This happened when I was 14)
The next one was 3 days ago, at 4 the morning. I hadn't slept in 3 days (once again) so I am lying in my bed with my earphones on to keep me awake while I study, and I fell asleep with them on as loud as they can go... Next thing I know some metal rock song blares through and I jolt awake fall off my bed, heart hammering in my chest and my blood running cold... And I vowed never ever to study in bed with my earphones on cuz that just plain sucked when everyone stormed into my room demanding what the thud was and laughing their heads off when I told them...
The next one was when I was home alone AGAIN (I was home alone a lot when I was younger...) Anyway so same as last time I got my headphones on full blast whilst singing along and I'm dancing... For like an hour I'm dancing round the house cleanin' cuz it was my turn. Next thing I know when I turn around, I find my 3 best friend there holding up a video camera and snickering... That's when I realized what the camera was for and I spent the rest of the afternoon chasing them trying to get the stupid video before they put it on youtube or worse show everyone I knew (not many people I know actually watch videos on youtube)
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Drunk fails...never get old lol Here's one for ya.
My friend and I went out bar hopping one night. We drank a lot. A LOT. We had a DD, which was good, and after the bars closed, we were hungry and wanted food. So we went to this little diner. We were sitting there, and being loud and obnoxious im sure, and my friend notices a table across the room with a couple guys sitting at it, and they were looking at us. So she is "long distance flirting" with one of the guys throughout the entire time we are there, from the time we order, til we pay and leave. The two guys were also leaving as we were. My friend continues the flirting as we all walk out the door. The guy asks for her number, so she gives it to him, and as we turn to walk away, BAM! She walks right into a huge steel support beam for the awning/roof over the sidewalk. She hit it so hard that she fell backwards and landed on her butt. I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe and me and our DD pick her up and shove her in the car. The guys just looked at her and walked away. And no, he never called her. LOL Alcohol makes everyone sexy and graceful!![]()
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