The "best" fails.

[The Luda]

Lmao Dworth. That sounds kinda familair tho, one time I told my mum I was gonna play outside, but there was nothing to do there. I went back home ond curled up under my bed and read a book ( I often did that, so my brother and sister wouldn't bug me) , and fell asleep.

After I dint come back home again in time for dinner, my mom went outside to look for me. And in the meantime I was just snoring along. Appearently she did peek in my room, but saw nothing. EVeryone was looking for me.
And eventually I woke up and no one was in the house so I panicked and ran outside. And lookie, there was my mom and the whole neighbourhood lookin for me

[DWorth]

lol yep that sounds about the same apart from the fact that none of your siblings felt the need to punch you in the face for panicking them and my sister isn't what you would call a little girl that can't hit hard + she's older than me

[The Luda]

lol yep that sounds about the same apart from the fact that none of your siblings felt the need to punch you in the face for panicking them and my sister isn't what you would call a little girl that can't hit hard + she's older than me

Guess it´s a good thing the be the oldest sister.. they wouldve never punched me

[Cosmic Fury]

I once saw a sign over a vaccum cleaner store... And in big, bold, black letters, was a billboard attached to the roof of the building, right over its center. The text of the sign was exactly as follows:

OUR VACCUM CLEANERS REALLY SUCK!!!

[DWorth]

haha jurnis

Once when I was visiting my sister at her dorm I got lost (the dorm is seriously confusing) I forgot where her room was and the number because I never really listen when she talks about school... But anyway right so I'm walking and I'm trying to remember if she's on the second floor through the first bathroom or if she's on the 5th floor next to the study room right, so I'm walking and its seems the dorm is completely deserted? I get to the second floor and I forgot that it is an all girl dorm. And I have to go through the bathroom I got slaps from so many girls I lost count

[The Luda]

Lmao ^^

Oh and by the way.. here's one of my greatest fails.

I lived at a third floor appartement.
And erm.. I woke up one morning, walked into the living room, when I saw a man in front of my window. Which was pretty odd to begin with.
But I have to add to that, that I do not wear pyama's, and I was very happy I at least had undies on...

I just waved at the fella, I mean.. it was too late too hide anything.

Gotta love those aerial work platforms.

[DWorth]

Lolz luda!

I have to really make a mental note that when ever 2 friends of yours wants to blind fold you to immediately know that no good comes from it

The first time this happened I got a painful hit in a painful area. The second time I was tied to a quad bike and dragged across the lawn not that I didn't get them back, but...

[King Alboin]

oat hay, I am now bleeding from my tear ducts, laffing so hard, ya'll two are cracking me UP!!!

k ... super fail

I had bought a motorcycle, just for the purpose, of that it was fast

super fast

1978 suzuki 750 cc's ..k?

well, now

I wanted to show how good I was at riding this cheetah of a bike, to the opposite sex, and received the oppurtunity when this one, hott good looking, [1980's style] chick wanted to go riding with me.

this babe was the bomb. curly long black hair, tight tight grey t-shirt, that left nothing to the imagination as to what [36 c] was underneath. blue jeans, that to this day, I swear were painted on, k ... she wanted to go riding with me. Oh what luck.

so I take her out, a riding with me

she gets on, and fits her feets to the foot pegs, and I take off

I get up on the highway, and here I am, thinking to myself ...

"If I drive really really fast, she will hold on tighter, and impress upon me, her 36 c's closer, and .... well mayhaps, ... yeah"

So?

what do I do?

I drive 96 miles per hour, on the busiest freeway in north Texas, weaving in and out between cars, splitting the dotted white lines, jamming hard on the throttle, taking caution and throwing it sideways to the wind, watching out for stopped cars and open doors, keeping it between the yellow and the white, dirty side down, shiny side up. FAST

I exit off the highway, take a deserted road, come to a stop sign, and stop

I thought to myself, "hell, that was some great motorcylcling, i done done. she ought to kiss me, now, just cuz.

nope

she jumped the **** off, and yelled at me.

"I aint never gonna ride with you again, you're tooo dammit crazy!!!"

I was shattered, cuz I knew, my plan failed

and said to her, "well, hey, k ... I get that, but we are out in the middle of nowhere, and its a long walk back to the city, I PROMISE, i will go slow, and will get you back home safe.

she hesitated a bit, but after a boat load of conjoling, got back on my bike, and well ...

I drove her home, safe and slow, oh so slow ... hard to do on a fast bike ... but I managed.

got her home safe, and would not you know?

I never saw her again ... poot!!

but .... lols ... she did hold on tight!! but i did not get that kiss.

oh well

no kiss = fail =(

[Rodri]

Yass is a town in NSW (Australia).
I love this sign, it fails on so many levels.

[kingdeano]

sick puppy !!!