When i was 8 I was at friends house that lives on a lake. I was riding his bike near the lake and started going down hill towards the lake when i realized i didnt know where the brakes are and it was a 20 ft drop off. So the only thing i knew to do was ride the bike into the side of the house and hope I dont break anything. I broke my wrist and had a concusion
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05-24-2012, 01:13 PM #41
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05-24-2012, 01:29 PM #42
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LOL those are EPIC fails!
So did you break anything though?
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05-24-2012, 02:09 PM #43
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His wrist..
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Down side is, soon as you stop, the frog get depressed again.
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05-25-2012, 05:38 PM #44
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Friend: I think I want to be a History major when I grow up
Me: I'm sorry, I just don't see any future in that
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05-25-2012, 05:56 PM #45
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Age 11...I want to be a doctor Originally Posted by TheAmazingThor
Parents...
Age 12...I want to be a vet
parents... Good for you
Age 13...I want to be police officer
parents...Are you sure
Age 14...I want to join the army
parents...I'm beginning to worry about you
Age 15...I want to be an Evony lord
Parents...OH
NO
Years later...I still want to be an Evony lord
Parents...why god why me
FAIL
jk
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05-26-2012, 06:25 AM #46
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right so me and a friend were both home-schooled our high school years. Anyway one day we go into town (we both live on a farm) anyway we go into town and its about 9-10 am and we hadn't had breakfast, we both bye ourselves a pie and a coke and we go and sit on a little wall near a road. So we just sit there eating and talking and suddenly something occurs to me... And I'm like "dude you know what people will think when they see us sitting here and everyone else is supposed to be in school" and she's like "they will think we skipped school and we are trouble makers" and I'm like," I think they will think we are runaways" and then we make a bet on how many people will ask us what the hell we are doing. We both lost, people just stared at us...
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05-26-2012, 07:52 AM #47
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Originally Posted by KMD
Age 11...I want to be a doctor
Parents...
Age 12...I want to be a vet
parents... Good for you
Age 13...I want to be police officer
parents...Are you sure
Age 14...I want to join the army
parents...I'm beginning to worry about you
Age 15...I want to be an Evony lord
Parents...OH NO
Years later...I still want to be an Evony lord
Parents...why god why me
FAIL jk
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05-27-2012, 02:58 AM #48
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just another fresh out of wc I happened across
<2:52>[Floyd]: /Henry88 hey
<2:53>[Malaka]: fail
<2:53>[Floyd]: *** up chump .
<2:54>[Pladds]: Everything about Floyd is a fail.
<2:54>[Malaka]: im the chump? LMAO u the one who failed
<2:54>[Malaka]: LOL Plad
<2:54>[Floyd]: chump. you.
<2:54>[WeedMan]: ./Floyd i dont think anyone noticed
<2:54>[Pladds]: Lolol.
<2:54>[Cod]: Hi guys
<2:55>[Kizzamj]: hahaha
<2:55>[Malaka]: HAHAHAHA
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05-28-2012, 11:32 PM #49
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One that I just saw coming home from a party earlier today:
Have you ever seen those metal dog silhouette statues that are used on many large public and private lands? Well, I saw a very good example that they don't work. There's a big industrial park about five minutes from my house that has those exact things. As I was driving past it, I looked across the street and saw a family of geese on the grass in front of the main entrance, sitting right next to one of the silhouettes.
If this isn't a big enough fail, less than five feet away from this, there was a guy putting up MORE of the silhouettes and looking right at the geese that were sitting on his employer's grass, ignoring the purpose of the 'dogs' that were standing there.
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05-30-2012, 07:37 AM #50
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my room is like this, there is my door and right next to it there used to stand a ANTIQUE cupboard that doors are just frames (there used to be glass in it) and when you open the doors it blocks my room door. so my mom calls me and she sounds mad so i'm thinking *get there fast!* and i wasn't paying attention, ran straight into the open cupboard door and tore it straight off its hinges. boy, was my mom MAD.
now i have a little cheap cupboard
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