Really beast? Those sound WAY too dumb to be true lol.
Really beast? Those sound WAY too dumb to be true lol.
If just one of the pro tips i said on my guide ends up on here, i have done my job![]()
1. Is 5 alts enough?
2. How the **** did he get 40 billion iron in that city.
1) Do the npcs attack you back?
2) I have 100K archers, can i take a 12 now?
3) Why is the report thing flashing?
4) I need to find more lakes, my food production is red.
5) Don't mess with me, i am 1 mil prestige. I will destroy you.
"Japanpimp isn't the best player to have ever lived" - Noob
"Ive got a ton of warehouses.... where the hell are the resources I should be getting with them?? I thought thats what they did.."
That is true.. how do I Know? It was me who said.Oh the noobish things I said back when I was starting out.
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<13:40>[Synyster]: wtf.... my gold is gone in my main
<13:40>[sorrow]: obama did it
SS58- Retired
158-Retired
171-Active
LOL, I guess most of us have said some daft things.
About 3 days into playing Evony a red bar appeared at the top of the screen. For 2 days I kept asking my alliance (all noobs) when will the troops hit and I ported about 3 times but the bar remained and no way could I work out how he knew where I was to attack me. Of course it was just a war dec not the actual troops being sent
I like noobz they are fun and I love their fearlessness and complete ignorance of what good and bad troop counts are, the cottages, warehouses, single barrack and lvl 10 hero with bad stats and no stars LOL. Great fun! Its a relief from the serious side the game takes and many a time I have spent hours explaining aspects of the game and helping them. Noobs are great!!!
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