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  1. #21
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    1) Hey guys, i am making an alliance on server na53, i am looking for experienced players (On the forums), wanna join?

    That's probably the biggest sign of a noob. I have never seen an alliance for the forum completely dominate a server. Just saying

  2. #22

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    1: "whats a noob?"
    2: "Where is Atlantis."

    And the best
    3 "please, Don't attack. I didnt do anything to you."

    my response everytime to that one is

    "Yea you did. You made your resources to easy to get."

  3. #23

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    1) Someone told me theres gonna be a merger this week.
    2) Didn't you read the headline?! There's no cheats in this game..

  4. #24
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    "Can I send cavs to conquer a lake or will they drown?"

    Never lived that one down....

    Love noobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melbear View Post
    "Can I send cavs to conquer a lake or will they drown?"

    Never lived that one down....

    Love noobs
    That is the best I have seen... +rep I laughed so much
    Quote Originally Posted by ImInsane View Post
    Well, if you are gonna put it that way, it kinda means that you pay for something that you NEVER receive. As your game account doesn't belong to you at all, you pay Evony for a service, Evony receives the payment AND Evony receives the service you ordered.
    Have truer things been said?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melbear View Post
    "Can I send cavs to conquer a lake or will they drown?"

    Never lived that one down....

    Love noobs
    LMFAO!! That is the best one Ive ever seen! +rep

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    Don't laugh guys, it is a legitimate question :P
    Horses might drown in a lake

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    my worst one was when i was attacked i sent a mail to a blue going.

    What the heck i was under attack and you didnt send your troops to intercept?

    that one hurt me for awhile but now not to many remember lol...

    .. or

    n00b:I'm not porting my only city ive been here since start of this ss
    me:That's nice now im forcing you out
    n00b: i wont leave tuscany but ill be back later
    N00b goes offline

    Comes back online
    n00b: why did you take all my resources??
    me:*facepalm*
    may all who feel my blade know my pain
    http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?t=146907 read my story
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    <15:37>[ThaCulprit]: wtf did you just say to me? lol

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    i support paingo-whatever.

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    "I dont bot/cheat" is something that every noob says


    Of course many of these laughable ones are rational to ask and only are humours because of the irrational way that this game is designed. Ie. Cav's should drown in lakes and be able to graze on grasslands, also how is a lake defended? It would require boats wouldn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas101 View Post
    "I dont bot/cheat" is something that every noob says


    Of course many of these laughable ones are rational to ask and only are humours because of the irrational way that this game is designed. Ie. Cav's should drown in lakes and be able to graze on grasslands, also how is a lake defended? It would require boats wouldn't it?
    If were going to go down this path, I think we should be able to build moats as well.

    (Yes, there are some things about the game that are irrational, but I guess its something we all have to deal with. If you want something rational, go play some Sims!) Or just walk out the front door and meander around, for that matter.

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