1) Hey guys, i am making an alliance on server na53, i am looking for experienced players (On the forums), wanna join?
That's probably the biggest sign of a noob. I have never seen an alliance for the forum completely dominate a server. Just saying
1) Hey guys, i am making an alliance on server na53, i am looking for experienced players (On the forums), wanna join?
That's probably the biggest sign of a noob. I have never seen an alliance for the forum completely dominate a server. Just saying
1: "whats a noob?"
2: "Where is Atlantis."
And the best
3 "please, Don't attack. I didnt do anything to you."
my response everytime to that one is
"Yea you did. You made your resources to easy to get."
1) Someone told me theres gonna be a merger this week.
2) Didn't you read the headline?! There's no cheats in this game..
"Can I send cavs to conquer a lake or will they drown?"
Never lived that one down....
Love noobs
Don't laugh guys, it is a legitimate question :P
Horses might drown in a lake![]()
my worst one was when i was attacked i sent a mail to a blue going.
What the heck i was under attack and you didnt send your troops to intercept?
that one hurt me for awhile but now not to many remember lol...
.. or
n00b:I'm not porting my only city ive been here since start of this ss
me:That's nice now im forcing you out
n00b: i wont leave tuscany but ill be back later
N00b goes offline
Comes back online
n00b: why did you take all my resources??
me:*facepalm*
may all who feel my blade know my pain
http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?t=146907 read my story
<15:37>[paingodsson]: well i usually save tjpse fpr of o, attled pr o, attlomg
<15:37>[ThaCulprit]: wtf did you just say to me? lol
"I dont bot/cheat" is something that every noob says
Of course many of these laughable ones are rational to ask and only are humours because of the irrational way that this game is designed. Ie. Cav's should drown in lakes and be able to graze on grasslands, also how is a lake defended? It would require boats wouldn't it?
If were going to go down this path, I think we should be able to build moats as well.
(Yes, there are some things about the game that are irrational, but I guess its something we all have to deal with. If you want something rational, go play some Sims!) Or just walk out the front door and meander around, for that matter.
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