Tootin One's Own Horn

[King Alboin]

k ... I know Ibe tooting my own horn, but then show me yours cuz I am showing you mine.

get your mind out of the gutter, that aint what I meant

this hast todo with the game of chess.

every now and then I play against a computer chess program

I loose a lot, no big deal, cuz chess programs aint got nothing to do but think about the gabillion moves that can be played

16 by 16 = a gabillion ways to loose.

k

BUT!

here ya go ... I in all humbleness defeated my opponent ... Xing Chess, Brutal Level ...

proof is in the picture, I am white, Xing is black



k ... OH but wait King? that aint no real proof, anyone can have a lucky day.

yes, this is true, and is what I thought at the time I WON ... so I played again and again and again and ... viola'







wait for it ....



Booyah ... as in BOOOOOYAAAHHHHH sinkhole gator kisssing crawdad mudbugg ... gotcha!

So! .... please show your wonderful accomplishments. I am dieing to see.

[SiphonXP]

If I posted a picture of my biggest accomplishment she would probably sue me.

[King Alboin]

If I posted a picture of my biggest accomplishment she would probably sue me.

I said, keep your mind out of the gutter ... i aint never *shakes my dang head.

but hey Siphon, the fish that got away dont count. ifn youaint got it on a stringer then you did not catch it. provide proof or go back to dreamlandia.

fakereyisms begone

[SiphonXP]

You are right... I'll just blame it on the old cheap fishing rod and move on. Thats's what's so nice about chess, a crummy fishing rod won't set you back!

[King Alboin]

indeed ....

[Nesterus]

[King Alboin]

^Impressive, congratulations Nesters. Indeed a great accomplishment.

Three guys 'bout ready to fight in the alley behind the bar:

First guy jumps in the alley, sets up and says, "Ha, Kara Te from Japan!!

Second guy jumps in the alley, sets up and says, "Ho, Jeet Kun Do from Hong Kong!!

Third guy stands over by the dumpster and says, "Yo, Para Bel Lum from Beretta =P