1. At market: hey! What r u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here.
2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans :not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?
3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone call:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping,hw dumb!
4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair : hey! Hv u had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn season n I m shedding...
Have you ever been asked one of these 4 Stupid questions ??
would like to add
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
> Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
> Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and
> now it's in flames!!!
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When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
> Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
> Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife beating,
> insensitive lout...it's just
> the money.
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08-04-2012, 08:12 AM #1
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Cheers!!
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08-08-2012, 03:50 PM #2
Furstin
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paper or plastic
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08-08-2012, 06:44 PM #3
Duke
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Q - What are you dooing at the Toilets?
A - ohh I was looking for Pizza. Do you know where i can get some?
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08-08-2012, 07:22 PM #4
Furstin
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08-08-2012, 10:01 PM #5
Earl
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Jersey Shore.......
I say the comforting change is a step in the right direction, I argue facts and real ongoing situations of the matter...You dream up ideas that don't exist and STILL blame botters and STILL feel it's fair to have something forever in a war game...
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08-09-2012, 02:06 AM #6
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Stay on topic, guys! ^_^
The wheels of survival are greased more readily by easy lies than hard truths.
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08-09-2012, 02:21 AM #7
Furstin
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Cmon Thalric, help us out with this one.
And if there's a difference between watching Jersey Shore and the Annoying Orange, I haven't found it yet.
Originally Posted by NoMistakes
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