by greywind.
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants! I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before, So pull up a chair and sit on the floor. Admission is free, so pay at the door. One fine day, in the middle of the night, two, dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and saved the lives of the two dead boys. If you don't believe my lies are true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!
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Thread: The Lies
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09-10-2012, 10:03 AM #1
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The Lies
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09-10-2012, 10:04 AM #2
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got bored so came up with a lies quick story
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09-10-2012, 11:42 AM #3
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It was actually quite clever, my fine sir. I take off my hat for you.
Sig made by Morgana
Never forget those who died in WW2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-DwjX-0E_8
Originally Posted by Holeypaladin
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09-12-2012, 01:37 AM #4
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I remember an old man who told me that story, it was funny -- although it wasn't the same version as yours.
I like witty lines like this, +rep
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09-12-2012, 02:43 AM #5
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That poem and its variants have existed for ages, bro.
http://www.folklore.bc.ca/Onefineday.htm
You didn't make it up.It's all Rodri's fault.
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09-12-2012, 03:27 AM #6
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10-11-2012, 03:11 AM #7
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So the story wasn't true.... *Facepalm*
People sleep safely in there homes at night because brave men stand ready to do violence on their behalf
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10-11-2012, 03:14 AM #8
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hahahahhahahahha Originally Posted by mechhead
Thanks to Morgan-LF for the great sig
'You win battles by knowing the enemy's timing, and using a timing which the enemy does not expect.'
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10-11-2012, 03:53 AM #9
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A necro, I sense here.
*forsees the thread's demise*
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