IamA acer5200 and no, not the laptop

[acer5200]

Ooh.. when you have married Lazzzzzzz, can I be both your mistrezzz?

Uh.. sure, why not. Just don't tell King A.

Mods have super powers. We see through your clever disguise :P

Acer:

1. What's your most recent gaming addiction? (could be console, web based, w/e)
2. What is the best prank you've ever pulled (or had pulled on you)?
3. Are you a dog/cat person? (or both/neither)

Lame questions are lame. Can't be inappropriate meow :P

Minecraft and Battlefield 3

Well, this one time I peed in my friend's beer and he drank it... didn't even notice... Another one is when I put mouse traps under my couch and asked this one dude to reach under there and get something for me.

BOTH! DEFINITELY BOTH!

And yea.. you can be inappropriate

Do your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard?
Are they like "it's better than yours"?
Would you teach me? (Do you have to charge?)

Damn right it's better yours.
I can teach you, but I have to charge.