IamA acer5200 and no, not the laptop

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Is the reason Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

What is the opposite of opposite?

If you strangle a smurf what color would it turn?

If you mated a Bulldog with a sh!tzsu what would you get?

Can someone yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

Most definitely.

It's the same thing

Purple I believe.



No, it grants the firemen the right to brutally murder that person with their fireaxes, and then get rid of the body at one of their calls.

No. Stahp. Just stahp.

You should stop shopping at Walmart. You need a change of environment. Try your local laundromats.

I don't shop at Walmart though...

What do u usually eat ?

Whatever it is I'm cooking that night. Ranges from Italian to Asian to ordering out.