Alright, I've got some more serious questions, so that our little green friend doesn't break his face OR his desk:

1. Who would you consider your #1 hero (in real life), and why?

2. Why invest so much of your time on these forums? Surely there are other places to go. What makes the Evony forums better than the rest, or else more worthwhile to spend your time on?

3. If you came to a point where you changed your name (in real life), what would you change it to, and why would you choose that name?

4. Suppose you knew that in a week's time, a large asteroid or some other similar chunk or rock or iron will impact the earth, destroying both life and civilization planet-wide as we know it. What would you spend that week doing? Where would you spend it at? Why?

5. Suppose someone walks up to you, and makes the following deal with you: They will give you a million dollars. In return, you must either kill someone they know is very close to you, or sign a ten-year contract for a highly unpleasant job, that pays $100,000 a year. Or, you can refuse both offers and walk away. Which of the three would you take up, and why?