IamA acer5200 and no, not the laptop

[acer5200]

yea we were busy beating up on players with more then 3 cities lol. I'm always tempted to come back but then i remember the lag and non stop hours of playing and i think better of it just thought i'd spend some time annoying you since i have been around for the last 8 months.

I had 7 cities. Your argument is invalid. :P

Why so serious?

What if the Hokey-Pokey IS what its all about?

Who did let the dogs out?

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

What does GOOGLE stand for?

Is a gold knife and fork still considered Silverware?

What is love?

Well then turn it all about.

I did. Watching them maul innocent children was delightful.

The wheel. Definitely the wheel. And before that? Fire. Because setting people on fire was fun!

World domination on a existential scale.

No, they're considered sojeeware.

Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

Alright, I've got some more serious questions, so that our little green friend doesn't break his face OR his desk:

1. Who would you consider your #1 hero (in real life), and why?

2. Why invest so much of your time on these forums? Surely there are other places to go. What makes the Evony forums better than the rest, or else more worthwhile to spend your time on?

3. If you came to a point where you changed your name (in real life), what would you change it to, and why would you choose that name?

4. Suppose you knew that in a week's time, a large asteroid or some other similar chunk or rock or iron will impact the earth, destroying both life and civilization planet-wide as we know it. What would you spend that week doing? Where would you spend it at? Why?

5. Suppose someone walks up to you, and makes the following deal with you: They will give you a million dollars. In return, you must either kill someone they know is very close to you, or sign a ten-year contract for a highly unpleasant job, that pays $100,000 a year. Or, you can refuse both offers and walk away. Which of the three would you take up, and why?

I have no idea.

Community. I feel... out of place in a lot of other communities.

I wouldn't. I'm not insecure about my own name like it seems you are, Jurnis.

I would carry on as usual. Why panic when it's inevitable?

Refuse. $100k a year doesn't last, and I'm not about to kill somebody close to me for a few million.

Did you miss me?

But really, who is your favorite historic figure, if it's not been asked before. (I didn't read the whole thread)

Yes.

Maybe Patton. I'd have to think about that longer though.

How are you?

Tired... and atm, sick as a dog.