Zombie Killing

**King Alboin** · 10-15-2012, 10:17 PM

**LadyMariana** · 10-16-2012, 12:03 AM

And then sic this on them....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

(the rabbit, of course, not the idiots :P)

And then...

That be all. (What? You said be creative >_>)

**Fresh420** · 10-16-2012, 06:13 PM

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Id use a combine harvester to kill zombies

**WiiTard** · 10-16-2012, 06:21 PM

Personally, i'd wine and dine the Zombie, be extremely cautious not to over step my boundaries. After a few months of casual petting, I would dig into the vault and get out my grandmother's 2 Carat Diamond ring.

With a small affair, we'd be wed the following June (Zombies do make wonderful June Brides btw) We'd search out the perfect suburban home, close to schools and anemities. 10 months later, out would pop our first and only child. After spending countless hours working with the zombie, our Baby would graduate from Harvard Law, and become a massively powerful Partner in the the worldest most powerful Law firm, Kraken, Thomas and Weiss. Upon our retirement, on Sunday night at our new retirement home, I would recount tales of my misgotten youth and promptly bore the Zombie to death.

My little Pony ate your brains.

**Fresh420** · 10-17-2012, 04:50 AM

i had a post but it didn't go through..i would get a harvest combine thingy and chop the zombies to little itty bitty pieces( sorta like King Alboin's semi-with attached stuff to the bumper) woot woot lets go kill some zombies!!

and what ever happened to that other zombie thread? how would you survive or what not..lol

**eric0095** · 10-17-2012, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by Fresh420

i had a post but it didn't go through..

Approved.

Originally Posted by Fresh420

and what ever happened to that other zombie thread? how would you survive or what not..lol

Archived.

**ssfgrgawer** · 10-17-2012, 06:23 AM

surround myself in Rakes. so when the zombies try to get me the rake whips up and smacks them in the face making the same noise slide show bob makes under the same circumstances.

in between the rakes would be banana peels.

Unbreakable defence.

**King Alboin** · 10-17-2012, 09:20 PM

actually? I think a combine might work, actually.

BUTT? if'n it don't, may I suggest a device that would cure the planet of said zombies.

Yes, ladies and gents, a device so diabolical, so destructive, so debilitating, so demisable, so disruptive, so dammit wrong, that in my generation it was the end all to end all, literally , push the button and it ends it all.

I present to you, the Dooooomsday Device, mhuwaaaahahahahahahahahahaa!!!....

That will be $49.99
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