I'd try to get on his good side and get him to send me a vesta a day.
Several other things you could do to him, buy him alcohol, set him up with your cousin (the cute one, you know the one i mean), perhaps let him drive your new car.
Otherwise, colonize his alts and draft them daily, or perhaps try attacking them with pixels instead of words.
This little Pony cooked marshmellows with your Unicorns' horn



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