I enjoy a good meal at home. I love to sit down and eat it.
- I don't love to go shopping for groceries.
- I don't love to cook the meal.
- I don't love to set the table.
- I don't love to do the dishes afterwards.
Some folks out there like cooking, or cleaning, or shopping just as much as they like the eating.
Some folks would rather enjoy the dinner and let someone else do the work.
I enjoy having a good account to attack or defend with.
- I don't enjoy the process to queue troops: open feasting hall, appoint main attack hero as mayor, close feasting hall, open townhall/overview, set production to 0, close overview, open barracks, queue troops (don't forget to distribute to all barracks!), close barracks, open overview, set production to 100, close overview, open feasting hall, set politics hero back to mayor, close feasting hall, open rally spot, click favorites, pick next city to send to, select hero, select reinforce, type in 1 scout, click ok, close rally spot, click next city in line ... repeat from beginning... repeat for 9 cities... then wait 2 hours and repeat again for all 9 cities... then wait 2 hours... etc.
- I don't enjoy the process to farm npcs: click on the map, write down the coordinates of all your npcs from nearest to furthest... or edit your already existing list with changes made by people warporting alts or evony wiping out npcs. now click on your rally spot, type in 400 ballista, type in 400 transports, pick a hero, pick attack, type in coords of nearest npc on your list you made, click ok, click ok again, change coords to next nearest npc, click ok, click ok again, change coords to next nearest npc, click ok, click ok again, change coords to... answer the phone/door/kid/boss, come back, check to see which friggin npc you just sent at, change coords to next nearest npc, click ok, click ok again... continue till you run out of heroes or npcs. mark spot on list where you left off on npcs.... repeat after 8 hours (or sooner if your neighbors are farming too)... repeat again after 8 hours... repeat again after 8 hours... don't forget to set your alarm clock to wake you up so you can do this again right after maintenance at 3-4AM... repeat again in 8 hours...PS - don't forget you gotta do ALL of the above for your other 8 cities too.
- I don't enjoy the process of farming for medals to persuade heroes or go up in title/office: see above, except replace npcs with valleys and 8 hours with 1 hour.... over and over and over and over......
- I don't enjoy the process of leveling heroes: see above, except npc10s every 1 hour... over and over and over and over and over...
Are you tired of your "awesome" gaming skills yet? I sure know I am and all I had to do was type it! Let me know when you're done with all that farming and queueing when you have time to actually war in the war game. Or when you have time to chat with your alliance. Or when you have time to read these forums.
let me just get 300 fake emails ready start 300 accounts insert goals and walk away for a month then brag about how im the best evony player in the world.....yeah no thanks
got my eye on evony and if they enforce their rules maybe one day ill play again
1 account no bot lets see how good u all are![]()
Its funny, I havent played since age 2 started and randomly decided to see if there were any new age 1 servers coming out last night because I missed age 1 and the fun I had.
I will be playing once again on a fresh server, bots or no bots. I'll just kill bots and humans alike, take their farmed resources for my own, who cares if they are botting?
Well i'l be there under a old name i usedhopping to meet allot of new and old friends!
One of the things I find intriguing is that it is considered okay to bot, despite it being cheating, and it is okay to have alts, despite it being cheating but...If you dare to take another players' valley then you are the lowest form of Evony scum, despite it being within the rules.
Perhaps Evony should ban valley theft then everybody will be at it.
How many hours until server start? It's late and I really cbf to work out timezones :P
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