Beats the I quit thread!

Sample (only a sample) of the I quit thread:

Hi my name is Balls Mcnasty.
I've played Evony on and off for about 2 months. I've been through the medal fiasco and many, many nights getting speakers off the wheel.

I'M TIRED OF THIS GAME. DEVS I TRIED TO GET ALONG WITH IT, but it spanked me! It abused me! And ripped my RL money off. I was going to use the money on a speaker and announce "Good day" in chat but somebody took my cities and now I don't feel like it anymore. Money back plz!!!!!!