make 1k funnest jokes that you have lmao

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Ok there is a bird and there is a magic dude... that does magic tricks ok.. back to the story....The bird going to each of the magic shows of them... the bird know s each and all the tricks that the dude does... so the bird tell the ppl where hes putting the item thats he does the tricks with like... (hes putting it in his sock raaccck (or what ever lmao) .... so one day the magic dude was doing a magic show on a ship out in the open... the bird says its under his hat...* magic dude pulls out a gun shots at the bird miss and hits a gas tank Boom the ship goes part and parts in the air... the only liveing thing left are the bird and the magic dude... the bird its like ok i give up wheres the ship???