Jokes

[deathboy28]

what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.

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How to get a blonde on the roof?
Tell her the drinks are on the house.


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a Blonde, Redhead and brunett go camping.. They take it in turns hunting.. The redhead sets of..Comes back with a rabbit, the other 2 ask "How did you get that?" The red says.. "I Saw the tracks, i followed the tracks and boom i got the Rabit."

The brunett goes out.. Comes back with a deer! the other 2 ask "How did you get that? " the brunetee says.. "i saw the tracks, i followed the tracks and boom i got the deer."

The blonde sets out.. She comes back all battered and bruised.. the other 2 ask.. "What happened to you?" She Replied.. "I saw thetracks, i followed the tracks, and boom, i got hit by a train"

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Thank-you, Goodnite, You've been a great audience XD

Only a few hundred cases of the Swine Flu have been confirmed in the U.S., and some people are wearing masks. Millions of people have AIDS and nobody wears a condum.

People used to say an African American would become president when pigs flew. Well, sure enough, Obama gets elected and there's swine flu.

Actually thats true, i never though of it that way before