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    The story thus far ...

    And it came to pass in the worlds of Evony that the God Devs were unhappy with their people, for the people appreciated not what the God Devs had given them, and abused their privileges by farming npc's from the time the sun rose in the east, until the time that it set in the west.

    "What is this ?!" cried the God Devs. "This is not right ! We have given unto these people a world in which to wage wicked war upon one another, and to spend their hard earned cash on our Godly priced scripts, potions and miscillaneous brickerbrack!. If the people can obtain all they need from npc's, they will not spend their money on our splendid array of .. er .. stuff!"

    And the God Devs were unhappy with the people. And the God Devs called their servants to fetch them their nerf bats, for the people would learn that they ignored the store of the God Devs at their peril.

    And the God Devs did grant almighty defense powers to the NPC's, that they should smite the ballistas of the players that farmed them. And the God Devs saw that it was good, and they did say to the players "Suck on that !!"

    And the players did don sackcloths and covered their heads in ashes. Across all the Evony realm there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. They cried out to the God Devs in one voice "Yo! Dudes ! Hows about you like, chill with the nerf bat, mmkay ?"

    But the God Devs were deaf to their pleas, and watched to see if their plan would proceed as intended. They watched to see if the people would fight each other and make use of the God Dev store, rather than farm NPC's for all their waking hours.

    But the people were not happy with the God Devs and they cried "We cant fight each other! The defense boosts make it too hard !" And they did come up with cunning plans to counter the God Devs divine will. They did make for themselves their own NPC's, and in their thousands they did make them. And they farmed them from the time the sun rose in the east, until it set again in the west. And they did not spend all their hard earned cash in the divine store of the God Devs on holy waters, medal boxes and other godly goodies.

    And this angered the God Devs even more, and the God Devs once more called for their servants to bring forth their nerf bats. And the God Devs did send a system mail to all the inhabitants of all the Evony realms, and it did proclaim : "Network Error. Please refresh your page and try again."

    And the God Devs did refresh their browsers and attempt to log in again several times. And they did send forth their decree to all the inhabitants of all the Evony realms, that player made NPC's were 'simply not on' and would be wiped from the face of the Evony realms with the next maintenance period.

    Once again did the people don their sakcloths and cover their heads with ashes.Once more across the lands there was much wailing and gnashing of teerh. Once more did they cry to the God Devs in one voice : "Oi ! Thats not cricket !" and appealed to the God Devs to show them mercy, and if possible to replace their missing troops from the previous update.

    It is with baited breath that we wait and see what follows ....

    (to be continued)
    Last edited by De Montfort; 06-17-2009 at 10:29 AM.

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    Priceless! can't wait for the next installment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infiniti View Post
    Priceless! can't wait for the next installment.
    Great sequal to the medal farming nerf one.

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