Hi my name is Chino and Evony has changed my life.

I now go out on the streets and plunder bag ladies and hobos for aluminum cans. They try to hide them behind the dumpster but I take it anyway.

I like kicking people in their sleep, and beat them up. It's the only way to go.

I tried to rob a bank but I couldn't get over its wall so I waited 100 minutes for the cops to come.

Thanks Evony, I'm going to prison now.