~ EVONY ~

Travel to exotic lands! When the servers are up!
Save damsels in distress! That's just a ploy to get you to play!
Build massive armies! Did we say when the servers were up?!?
Amass a great fortune! And have it stolen while you sleep!
Conquer other cities! Oh yeah, when the servers are up...but we nerfed that!

THE GAME OF TODAY...TOMORROW!