Woot off!

[NemoInTheWoods]

I'm still mad at them because last time I actually won a bag of crap but apparently it never got billed or shipped because they ran out Oh well maybe I'll get lucky this time.

http://www.woot.com in case you don't know what a woot off is

woot-off
Popular 'deal a day' website, woot.com, strays from its standard one item format about once a month bringing its customers many consecutive items. When one item sells out, it is replaced by another item almost immediately. This can go on for well over a day until it ends without warning, often with woot's infamous bag of crap!

A woot-off is signified by two flashing red lights below the item. As long as these lights are present, the woot-off is still going on.

David: "Great! I'm not getting any sleep tonight!"
Billy: "How come?"
David: "There's a woot-off going on! I HAVE to stay up!"

bag of crap
An item that appears on Woot.com that contains a random crappy item pulled from the deepest darkest hole in the storage barn

Dad: Oh lets check Woot
Son: I hope its a Bag of Crap

http://www.bagsofcrap.com/boc_items/ -- list of people's bag of crap contents (the main reason to watch a woot off)

the bag of crap is an item that only costs 1¢ with $5 shipping fee and contains expensive items (sometimes really expensive items) so it's a great way to get some awesome stuff dirt cheap! if you go to the website above you'll see people getting nice digital cameras, blu-ray players, hard drives, laptops, hd tv's, etc etc.


And the best part of the woot off is the song!

http://files.woot.com/20090622-up8n1p.mp3

Get out the way, we got a Woot Off
We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough
Ain’t gonna stop until the Woot Off is done

You figure you get one Woot per day
And if it’s junk then that’s just the way
But now an avalanche of Woots is released
And where there once was famine we feast

It’s giving me an F5 complex,
Refreshing just to see what’s up next
Checking back to shop for what’s new
I don’t want it but I hope that you do

Cause a new Item won’t come up
Until all of these are gone.

Those are the rules of the Woot Off
We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough
Ain’t gonna stop ‘till the Woot Off is done

Now there’s another item on line
A cell phone with a weird-ass design
How will this thing ever sell out?
This will start a new item drought

Who would ever buy this dumb thing?
The Woot Off is so frus-ter-a-ting
I’m posting in the blog to decry
This thing you couldn’t pay me to buy

Well you could ridicule and signify it
But someone’s gonna have to buy it

Those are the rules of the Woot Off
We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough
Ain’t gonna stop ‘till the Woot Off is done