View Poll Results: What do you think is the cause of today's horrendous lag?

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  • The hamster that powers the servers died.

    24 53.33%
  • They're turning Evony into a turn-based game.

    7 15.56%
  • They have to sell their network equipment to pay their bills.

    14 31.11%
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Thread: Place Your Bets on What's Causing the Lag

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    Default Place Your Bets on What's Causing the Lag

    What do you think is the cause of today's lag catastrophes?

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    In short, the carebears won the battle for Civony. Behold their chubby rainbow bellies and tremble, for they lost every single battle, but sure as heck won the war.
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    Im having no issues on S5. All is well for the moment.

    Edit: Apprently the hamster powering Server 5 is alive.
    Last edited by Mfsb; 06-26-2009 at 04:46 PM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mfsb View Post
    Im having no issues on S5. All is well for the moment.

    Edit: Apprently the hamster powering Server 5 is alive.
    Damn you! They killed our hamster to give your hamster a heart transplant!

    RETIRED FROM EVONY
    In short, the carebears won the battle for Civony. Behold their chubby rainbow bellies and tremble, for they lost every single battle, but sure as heck won the war.
    -Kassikas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mfsb View Post
    Im having no issues on S5. All is well for the moment.

    Edit: Apprently the hamster powering Server 5 is alive.
    No; that is just a rumor started by the mods to keep us playing. The hamster is in fact dead. my cat left it on my doorstep this evening before my dog chased her into the street where a raccoon scared the CRAP out of both of them (and me) However, it was just the server 6 hamster, as far as I know.

    and yes, Byron does indeed win.
    Last edited by SetoRoss; 06-27-2009 at 01:03 AM.
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    /popcorn .

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    toaster crashed.

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    i Seriously have never seen a stupider poll in my entire life. None of those topics at the poll are even worth paying for.. Shame when noone understands the concept of lag.. or the concept of "Real time" servers....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Element View Post
    i Seriously have never seen a stupider poll in my entire life. None of those topics at the poll are even worth paying for.. Shame when noone understands the concept of lag.. or the concept of "Real time" servers....
    No one is allowed to have a little fun?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Element View Post
    i Seriously have never seen a stupider poll in my entire life. None of those topics at the poll are even worth paying for.. Shame when noone understands the concept of lag.. or the concept of "Real time" servers....
    Someone's sarcasm meter is broken.

    I actually deal with real-time systems at my job, so I understand the concepts very well.

    That said, lighten up dude, this poll is all for fun.

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    In short, the carebears won the battle for Civony. Behold their chubby rainbow bellies and tremble, for they lost every single battle, but sure as heck won the war.
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    I refuse to vote. No "Goombas in the pipes" option, and we all know it's their fault. Damn goombas
    Science never sleeps...

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