View Poll Results: What do you think is the cause of today's horrendous lag?

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  • The hamster that powers the servers died.

    24 53.33%
  • They're turning Evony into a turn-based game.

    7 15.56%
  • They have to sell their network equipment to pay their bills.

    14 31.11%
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Thread: Place Your Bets on What's Causing the Lag

  1. #11
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    Byron wins.

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  2. #12
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    damn it they killed the hamster

  3. #13
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    ahh yes, the goombas.... and this whole time I thought it was the lemmings...

    "A wise man speaks because he has something to say.
    A fool speaks because he has to say something" - Plato

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  4. #14
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    Yes, Byron Wins. XD
    Last edited by TheOne.; 06-26-2009 at 05:41 PM. Reason: Typo.

  5. #15
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    So just because my server isnt infected by Goombas I lose? Maybe I have Italian plumbers who like to spend their free time on Server 5?


    "Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
    Was just a freight train coming your way
    " - Metallica No Leaf Clover

  6. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mfsb View Post
    So just because my server isnt infected by Goombas I lose? Maybe I have Italian plumbers who like to spend their free time on Server 5?
    Explains the sudden proliferation of mushrooms and turtles...

    And yes, Byron wins!
    Science never sleeps...

  7. #17

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    no spies are sapping the servers

  8. #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mfsb View Post
    Im having no issues on S5. All is well for the moment.

    Edit: Apprently the hamster powering Server 5 is alive.
    No; that is just a rumor started by the mods to keep us playing. The hamster is in fact dead. my cat left it on my doorstep this evening before my dog chased her into the street where a raccoon scared the CRAP out of both of them (and me) However, it was just the server 6 hamster, as far as I know.

    and yes, Byron does indeed win.
    Last edited by SetoRoss; 06-27-2009 at 01:03 AM.
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  9. #19

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    Quote Originally Posted by ByronXAN View Post
    Evony servers and worlds hosted here:


    Everything is running flawlessly...

    And our tech support is clearly busy counting evony queen votes...
    Beautiful!

  10. #20
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    Don't take pics of me Bryon
    Lol.

    I dunno bout ya'll but my hamster died
    If something seems too good to be true, you're supposed to shoot it just in case.

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