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    I always thought as a kid, lol, if you could wear a suit that can withstand anything, what it'd be like to go in the eye on jupiter. That's my fav planet . Saturn is cool though.

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    waits for the uranus joke..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ldycheerio View Post
    theres always a brown spot on banannas..
    what xactly do u mean by that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by drizztix View Post
    waits for the uranus joke..
    Urrectum...
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    Quote Originally Posted by drizztix View Post
    waits for the uranus joke..
    lol someone would come in and start with that one too..its funny cause that was the first planet i thought of when i said i wanted to go and visit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by iRovster View Post
    Urrectum...
    i do reckon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarface View Post
    what xactly do u mean by that?
    ohh cause the guy came in and said that cause my sig pic is of my breast and dont show my face..causing animosity in the thread..but that was along time ago
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    Quote Originally Posted by drizztix View Post
    waits for the uranus joke..
    I was gonna go there. I really was ...

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    omg ima warrior now!
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    check this out - this always cracks me up!, kinda old tho

    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom.

    "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

    "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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