011 When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's really pushing the earth down.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris makes Onions cry.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
Chuck Norris ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's really pushing the earth down.
When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd
There's no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris got cold so he turned up the sun.
Chuck Norris dosn't consider it to be *** if the woman survives
011 When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's really pushing the earth down.
Elsworth speaks in red.
The other Elsworth speaks in Blue, because indeed, he's number two.
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