014) Chuck Norris once entered a "Who has more testicales?" match with Lance Armstrong. ...Chuck Norris won by five.
015) Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
016) Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and kill.
View Poll Results: Which is the best Chuck Norris joke?
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3 14.29% -
Chuck Norris makes Onions cry.
1 4.76% -
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5 23.81% -
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
3 14.29% -
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
1 4.76% -
Chuck Norris ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved.
3 14.29% -
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's really pushing the earth down.
1 4.76% -
When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd
1 4.76% -
There's no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris got cold so he turned up the sun.
1 4.76% -
Chuck Norris dosn't consider it to be *** if the woman survives
2 9.52%
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