View Poll Results: Which is the best Chuck Norris joke?

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

3 14.29%
Chuck Norris makes Onions cry.

1 4.76%
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

5 23.81%
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

3 14.29%
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.

1 4.76%
Chuck Norris ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved.

3 14.29%
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's really pushing the earth down.

1 4.76%
When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd

1 4.76%
There's no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris got cold so he turned up the sun.

1 4.76%
Chuck Norris dosn't consider it to be *** if the woman survives

2 9.52%

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