View Poll Results: Which is the best Chuck Norris joke?

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  • Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    3 14.29%

  • Chuck Norris makes Onions cry.

    1 4.76%

  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    5 23.81%

  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

    3 14.29%

  • They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.

    1 4.76%

  • Chuck Norris ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved.

    3 14.29%

  • When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's really pushing the earth down.

    1 4.76%

  • When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd

    1 4.76%

  • There's no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris got cold so he turned up the sun.

    1 4.76%

  • Chuck Norris dosn't consider it to be *** if the woman survives

    2 9.52%
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  1. 07-02-2009, 12:08 AM #22
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