#Chuck Norris can eat just one lays potato chip.
#Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
#The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Chuck Norris has been there. Then it is soaked in blood and tears.
#In the beginning there was nothing... Then Chuck Norris roudhouse kicked nothing in the face and told it to get a job. That is the story of the creation of the universe.
View Poll Results: Which is the best Chuck Norris joke?
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris makes Onions cry.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
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Chuck Norris ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved.
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When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's really pushing the earth down.
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When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd
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There's no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris got cold so he turned up the sun.
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Chuck Norris dosn't consider it to be *** if the woman survives
2 9.52%
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07-03-2009, 12:04 AM #26
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Flying is simple! You just throw yourself at the ground and miss!!
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