I am unable to answer this question. You have completely ignored the most likely reaction. If someone randomly sprayed me down with silly string, I would grab them, throw them to the ground, subdue them with ninja-tickles, then shrink wrap them to an object with wheels, wheel it into some public place, tape a sign to them that said, "I told my wife she looked fat in that" and leave them to their fate.

Not that I've ever actually done anything like that.......*shifty eyes*