Yeah, greatswift obviously didn't think this through.

Do you honestly think people WANT to take minimum wage jobs? Lots of times, you can have an easy government job that pays higher etc. The only reason people take a minimum wage job is because they have no choice, or they're high school kids looking for pocket change.

And Gloria, do you support illegal immigration? Because that's what the current minimum wage supports. If you abolish it completely, there will be no reason for companies to even seek to use American manual labor, as Mexican migrant workers will work for much cheaper under worse conditions. Then you'll have crime shoot up etc.

Now let me counter each one of your points as best I can.

I.
1. No. Minimum wage jobs are not prevalent enough to cause hyperinflation. Also, this isn't born out by history, so this point has been falsified.
2. No. Most outsourced jobs are not minimum wage jobs. Most minimum wage jobs are bottom of the barrel jobs that cater to specific parts of a society, and can't be outsourced. Like janitorial duties etc. Manufacturing jobs require too much technical skill and training to be minimum wage.
3. No. Are you being serious here? The only people willing to work for less than minimum wage are illegal immigrants.
4. Eh. Some companies hire teenagers in order to prevent paying adult workers more compensation etc. But those jobs are only in relatively easy service jobs. Janitorial jobs and some other jobs are still done by adult workers on minimum wage. Also, teenagers working stimulates the economy, since most of their wages go towards purchases. If anything, teenagers working lowers the wages for adult workers. Abolishing the minimum wage would just make wages go even down even further. So I don't really see your point here.
5. No. Are you kidding me? Willing to work minimum wage instead of going to college? You can't even afford gas and health insurance on minimum wage. And also this argues against what you said before. Either minimum wage reduces manual jobs or it increases them. Pick one. Minimum wage offers incentives for companies to increase productivity, thereby actually increasing worth of American workers over time. If a company can either hire 20 workers with no skill or hire 1 worker with mechanical training, it has no reason to raise its worker productivity unless there's a minimum wage law, which affects the whole country, allowing it to still compete with its local competitors by hiring the one worker with mechanical training.

II.
1. This is just you pulling something out of nowhere. This isn't even a real economic argument. I can go on a whole spiel here about increased productivity and increased consumption etc, but I have a feeling it'll go over your head. Instead, I recommend you read some serious economic textbooks, not political articles written by far right pundits. Even most conservative economists recognize the value of having a minimum wage, as it prevents companies from turning a blind eye and hiring illegal immigrants for pennies.
2. Do you want cheap labor fueled America? America isn't China. Also, again, manufacturing jobs pay way over minimum wage. Minimum wage increases productivity to allow the US to compete with overseas.The rest of this was just so much speculation unsupported by any evidence whatsoever.

Get my drift? Study some real economics, instead of whatever garbage you've been listening to.

Ex, sites like this http://www.balancedpolitics.org/minimum_wage.htm do not count as balanced or real economics. Their arguments contradict each other etc. I have no qualms with an economist arguing against the minimum wage, IF HE CAN BRING ECONOMIC PROOF. However, most of those are just hacks, and so never have nay proof. A pundit writing an opinion piece is not an economic treatise, and shouldn't be used as support of a person's position.