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    i killed a man once
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    n' whats the easiest way to woo a chick?
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    That's easy....just head over here and pick one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by drizztix View Post
    i killed a man once
    oh yeah..
    n' whats the easiest way to woo a chick?
    There are many different roads on the path of getting some. You have to first decide how high you want to set the bar. If you set the bar low all you need to do is show the hambeast some attention give her a twinky or something and boom you are in.

    Now the higher up the bar you go the more things you must do to woo said chick. Ask yourself do you have a job? Do you know how to not dress like a retard? Do you have enough disposable income to make her think you have money? Now once you realize that you need none of that stuff you will be ok. Women love to run their mouth about whatever pops into their hamster wheel. So drop key phrases and let her go from there, the more YOU talk the less you accomplish, you want her to do the talking and whenever you make any type of action towards her do it confidently. Women size you up constantly for any sign of weakness and when they find it they will use it and you will lose it, so show no weakness let them know you are confident that you are in charge of yourself and everything around you, including and especially them. Above all treat her with respect but DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT PUT THE POONTANG ON A PEDESTAL(see chinothepony)

    this is probly one of the most difficult questions to answer but if you keep some of these key things in mind your success ratio will go up. Do not be afraid to lower the bar and bag some hambeasts to up your confidence if necessary

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    hambeasts....
    If something seems too good to be true, you're supposed to shoot it just in case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iRovster View Post
    hambeasts....
    A hambeast is a girl of obvious girth

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    Quote Originally Posted by TWT View Post
    What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    What do yu mean, an African, or a European swallow?
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    And Amsterdam is beautiful.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nesterus View Post
    There are many different roads on the path of getting some. You have to first decide how high you want to set the bar. If you set the bar low all you need to do is show the hambeast some attention give her a twinky or something and boom you are in.

    Now the higher up the bar you go the more things you must do to woo said chick. Ask yourself do you have a job? Do you know how to not dress like a retard? Do you have enough disposable income to make her think you have money? Now once you realize that you need none of that stuff you will be ok. Women love to run their mouth about whatever pops into their hamster wheel. So drop key phrases and let her go from there, the more YOU talk the less you accomplish, you want her to do the talking and whenever you make any type of action towards her do it confidently. Women size you up constantly for any sign of weakness and when they find it they will use it and you will lose it, so show no weakness let them know you are confident that you are in charge of yourself and everything around you, including and especially them. Above all treat her with respect but DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT PUT THE POONTANG ON A PEDESTAL(see chinothepony)

    this is probly one of the most difficult questions to answer but if you keep some of these key things in mind your success ratio will go up. Do not be afraid to lower the bar and bag some hambeasts to up your confidence if necessary
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrave View Post
    What do yu mean, an African, or a European swallow?
    What? I don't know that! *launches you into the air far far away*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrave View Post
    What do yu mean, an African, or a European swallow?
    Finnaly, I was beginnig to think no one would get it

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    Look above your post TWT

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