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    [QUOTE=Demonhero;262456]Well, counting the ones who've given me a nut-shot, I'd say theres about 200 of them.
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    Ohhh, iSee.
    Welll Talking it Out Always Helps. (:
    Fellow Trolls Are Here If You Need Us. (:

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    your annoying level is rising sharply

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    What?
    I"m not scrolling back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonhero View Post
    Troll? I'm a troll slayer.
    Oh Wth!
    & You Had Me Fooled!
    Well, Down With Your Heretic Ways!
    And Join The Darkside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonhero View Post
    Troll and troll slayer are often viewed alike by those unlearned in my ways.
    Lmao, idon't View Them Alike.
    A Troll Slayer Kills Trolls.
    XD
    Also, you're the heretic, and I'm on the Dark side. After all, the troll to troll slayer ratio is a staggering 500:1
    Lmao, That Would Make You The Heretic!
    Heretic Go Against The Grain!
    & Are Usually Outnumbered.
    Because If They Weren't Then They Would Be The Norm.

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    Unlearned in the ways of being 14? Well, I guess that would apply to everyone... under 15.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonhero View Post
    I shall not lower myself by responding to your oh so idiotic comment with anything more then:

    I was born in '88. Learn to count.
    11?
    Once Again"I Can Count To Potato" Comes Back Into Play...
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    i can count to pineapple

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    Quote Originally Posted by kassikas View Post
    So, I guess that is a no to the are you going to keep your word question?
    Apparently he was full of hot air.

    As for the meet of the issue, you might want to go back and double check your math. With level 8 walls archers and ATs out range catapults. Let me type that again, so it has a chance to sink in.

    Archers, those guys with bows, outrage catapults, powerful siege engines designed specifically to do heavy damage to fortifications while remaining out of range of defender retaliation, before the walls get maxed out.

    With the walls maxed out, they get multiple free turns.

    On top of this, defenders get siege equipment to. You got any idea how to take down a city garrison with level 10 walls and a large number of catapults and ballista?

    Defending ballista get a range of 2800. Attacking ballista get a range of 2100.

    Defending catapults get a range of 3000. Attacking catapults get 2250.

    Take a look at that last number in particular. 3000, VS 2250, and let us check out the day in the life of attacking catapults. It is true comedy. Remember, with full techs Catapults get to blaze along at 120.

    So, the catapults get in 3000 range of each other, and the defending catapults fire off their first wave. Stones rain down on the attacks.

    Then the attacking catapults advance 120 yards. Defending ballista and archers advance as well.

    Round two, defending catapults and ballista both have range on catapults. They fire, iron and stone rains down on the attacking ballista. The cats move forward, as do the archers.

    Now at a range of 2760 from the defending catapults, attacking catapults get fire from the enemy ballista, archers, and catapults. Unable to return fire on even the archers, who have a shocking range of 2400, the ballista move forward.

    Now at a range of 2640 what happens? Thats right, the same as the last wave. Catapults move at 140 per turn, and archers have a range of 2400. Catapults only get a range of 2250. 2250 + 120 = 2370. The catapults get rained on by the defending archers, catapults, and ballista for another turn, and still can not even return fire on the enemy archers.

    What happens when they move forward again? Oh happy day, they will get to return fire on the enemy archers this round, but wait.... am I forgetting something? Oh wait, thats right the defenders have ATs with a range of 2600. When the catapults at long last get to fire off their first round at the enemy ranged units, they take fire from the enemy catapults, the enemy ballista, the enemy archers, and the eighteen thousand enemy archer towers.

    You really think this is a good patch?

    Oh, and if you are thinking something like “Well, thats why you send things other then catapults” Remember the attack speed of everything else, and the mighty 120 speed of catapults. By the time catapults get within 3000 yards of the enemy, their supporting troops have already been fighting for half a dozen rounds.

    In short, they are dead.
    Another beautiful round of troll pwnage. These repeated smack downs must be getting embarrassing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nesterus View Post
    i can count to pineapple
    Where'd Ya Go Nesticles?
    Your Fellow Trolls-In-Arms Missed You.
    and iThink The Troll Slayer DemonHero Did Also. ;D

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