Quote Originally Posted by FoxyBunny View Post
I rely on my banhammer for self-defense. Not a lot of things can trump it.
I think he is talking about IRL. Is your banhammer a 45. perhaps IRL?

The OP read very very much like a fakepost but w/e I will bite.

I am 5'11 with long legs. Taekwondo is the martial arts I study because we have a "true" 8th degree grandmaster here in my town, someone with over 40 years in martial arts with over 150 students promoted to 1st Dan or higher.

You seriously must study for a good year or more before you will want to practically apply your techniques. Even then you probly know just enough to get your ass whooped. You may go into martial arts thinking..hell yeahs ima lern to stomp some butt!!11 If you stick with it you will eventually disdain actual fighting as you will be so far above the average guy that avoiding a fight is easy.

The most learned warrior is one who can avoid an unnecessary fight entirely. I have stood and let people hit me in the face and not even move a muscle ala Goku style simply because this person was a pansy and couldnt hurt me and I would have felt like I was "gray-ganking" if I fought him. Any style you choose will help you as long as the instructor is legit.

edit: also I would love to spar chinothepony lolol I got something for your "one-heart method"