Quote Originally Posted by Milonius View Post
I don't know how to fight fist to fist, foot to foot, and all that. However, if you need some good, cheap (as in unfair) defense, carry a knife around with you or hide a mini souvenir baseball bat in your pants. They'll be like "You come here sucka." and then you'll be like
"You wanna say that again? I'll shank you!"
I'm not sure if he is kidding or not, but on the off chance that he is not, please do not do not get a knife if you don't know how to use one, odds are better than not that you will just end up hurting yourself.