Give your best answer for why the servers are down today.

**o0miza0o** · 07-17-2009, 01:00 AM

I love these reasons! Funny ! Hahaaa.

**Milonius** · 07-17-2009, 01:13 AM

The servers are down because Joe is a ninja and he sneaked into the server place and sabotaged the servers.

**johnric** · 07-17-2009, 01:26 AM

the server is down because of the upgrade of the system................

**Milonius** · 07-17-2009, 01:32 AM

Don't be a Buzz Killington.

If you don't want to be happy or funny, GET OUT! NOW. I WILL MASSACRE YOU WITH SPAM.

**o0miza0o** · 07-17-2009, 02:08 AM

John killed it =/

I wish I was as creative as you guys ! eheh

**Sight7x** · 07-17-2009, 07:13 AM

The mouse ate the server the cat ate the mouse that ate the server the dog ate the cat that ate the mouse that ate the server then i ate the dog that ate the cat that ate the mouse that ate the server

YES I KNOW IVE SPOILED IT

**headsmess** · 07-17-2009, 07:20 AM

cause i had an accidebnt whilst in the tub, and well, this bar of soap happened to escape at high velocity, and proceded to take out one of many satellites up in the sky above...

me being scared of the consequences of such a heinous crime, pulled the plug, quick. this then flooded the sewers of new york(strange, im in australia, but hey! weird things do happen) and then a large alligator made good its escape, and was last seen doing the tango with head honcho of evony's tactical anti member defense team, where upon the feds were called in, and as we all know, the feds ruin everything..... so, to cap it all off, i was on the phone by now, coming up with a few concrete alibis, and a few concrete fenceposts as well, cause you can never have enough fenceposts, and while my back was turned, evony took a steep dive on the share market, and decided to become a terrorist organisation in the depths of antarctica

im terribly sorry

i didnt mean to inconvenience anyone