Blegemoth's World Chat Failure - Funny
I have to share this with everyone on the forums. This player Blegemoth came on to the World Chat whinning that he got banned off the forums. I went and read the forums and the player was offering services for game coins. The Moderators said no and he had a hissy fit insulting the poor moderators (who probably do this for free) and saying that he was doing nothing wrong. Well, it escalated and he got banned after being warned several times. The next thing he does is go straight to the world chat and starts whinning and this is the result.
May I present to you......Blegemoth!
[Blegemoth]: I AM BANNED FROM THE FORUM!!!!
[TheGod]: lol why?
[Blegemoth]: now i am ****ed off i was banned from the forum!!!!
[Blegemoth]: go to blegemoth . promoterhost . com
[Blegemoth]: I am going to make a BIG complain about EVEONY THERE SOON!
[Duloc]: *yawn
[Blegemoth]: Tell everyone in your clans - I DECLARE WAR ON EVONY!!!!!
[Blegemoth]: i wil explain on my website blegemoth . promoterhost . com
[Tayrell]: now you just lost my interest.... due to the fact that you sound like a simpleton
[Blegemoth]: no i am just ****ed off!!! TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THAT URL
[Blegemoth]: blegemoth . promoterhost . com i will put an explaination there today
[Tayrell]: no thanks.
[WarDancer]: It is not very high on my things to do list
[Duloc]: Yeah I am more apt to reap your rants when they are phrased in a clever limerick
[pears]: ok please go to bed isnt our mother calling you
[Hagar The Slayer]: Sounds kinda shaddy to me
[Blegemoth]: EVONY ARE DICTATORS!!! THEY BAN PEOPLE FOR NO REASON!!!
[Tayrell]: actually Duloc, it's right up there w/ watching grass grow
[Blegemoth]: I DECLARE WAR ON EVONY!!!!!
[Tayrell]: on my list of things to do
[Tayrell]: i declare you BLOCKED
[Blegemoth]: BAN ME FROM THE FRICKIN' FORUMS!!!!!
[Hagar The Slayer]: Good luck
[SCREWFACE]: *searches frantically for ignore button
[Tayrell]: ah just click his name and hit block
[SCREWFACE]: ty
[SCREWFACE]: ahhhhhhhhh peace
[poal]: come on people its mid night 3 48 and i am still playin
[killer1587]: yeah u have no life be proud
[Tedmond]: lol
[Tayrell]: rotf
[Blegemoth]: my message is on blegemoth . promoterhost . com I WAS BANNED FROM THE FORUMS!!!
[Blegemoth]: TELL EVERYONE TO GO THERE - I DECLARE WAR ON EVONY MODERATORS!!!
[Daemos]: QQ
[Blegemoth]: WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[jkjkjkjkjk]: can u guys see wat i say is this in green
[chad/2]: no
[Blegemoth]: PROMOTERHOST . BLEGEMOTH . COM - WAR ON EVONY MODERATORS!!!
[Blegemoth]: BLEGEMOTH . PROMOTERHOST . COM - WAR ON EVONY MODERATORS
[Blegemoth]: TELL EVERYONE - WAR!!!! Because I was banned from the forums for no reason!
[Daemos]: I would guess maybe it was spamming
[Hagar The Slayer]: I read the forums and you acted like a baby. NO ONE CARES! GO AWAY BLEGDORK!
[chad/2]: good job hagar
[Hagar The Slayer]: ty
[chad/2]: i agree
[chad/2]: big ass sook thats all he is
[Hagar The Slayer]: he's sulking because he wanted to work for game coins and the moderators said no. He's a prostitue. LOL
[chad/2]: hahahaha
[Tayrell]: lol
[Blegemoth]: I AM NOT BLEG DORK I AM BLEGEMOTH - I AM MAKING WAR AT BLEGEMOTH . PROMOTERHOST . COM
[Hagar The Slayer]: BLEG DORK ! BLEGDORK! BLEGDORK!
[Hagar The Slayer]: hahahaha everyone laugh at him now.
[BigZ]: he's obviously insane
[Blegemoth]: I am not bleg dork!!!!!
[Daemos]: i r bleg dork
[Blegemoth]: I AM MAKING WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Hagar The Slayer]: well we know hes not making love
[Blegemoth]: I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Hagar The Slayer]: see lol
[polthemol]: yeah blegemoth !
[polthemol]: let's make war !!!!!!!!!
[Hagar The Slayer]: lets make babies
[MissEvelyn]: ok 
[polthemol]: give me your coordinates and i'll start one for you >)
[Chad]: BLEGDORK
[Chad]: BLEGDORK BLEGDORK
[chad/2]: BLEGDORK
[Noonga2]: SOON GOES QUIET WHEN THE SPAMMIN IS TOWARDS HIM
(few minutes pass by)
[Blegemoth]: I MADE A NEW MESSAGE ON THE WEBSITE TO EVERYONE HERE WHO IS MAKING FUN OF ME!!!
[polthemol]: uhowh, blegdork is ****ed 
[polthemol]: *shrugs*
[Blegemoth]: BLEGEMOTH . PROMOTERHOST . COM - I WILL MAKE A FORUM THERE SEE HOW SMART YOU ARE THEN!!!
[Blegemoth]: COME AND GET PWNED!! LIKE THE EVONY MODERATORS!
[polthemol]: owh no a forum 
[Blegemoth]: YEAH A FORUM OF MY OWN WHERE NO ONE CAN BAN ME!!!
[polthemol]: owh my
[Noonga2]: an who do you think is goin to read it wanker
[polthemol]: that's really some mind boggling stuff
[Noonga2]: kepp spammin him guys he will soon go home cryin to his mummy
[Noonga2]: BLEGDORK
[WarDancer]: This is getting serious, I think the U.S. will have to go to defcon 1 over this 
[Hagar The Slayer]: quick...get the bombers fueled and ready for flight...oh no...****n for your lives....its BLEEEGGGGDOOORK
[Tayrell]: he's just a fat man in a lazyboy, cuz the last 5 office chairs he got he broke
[Chad]: HAHAHAHA LOL
[Blegemoth]: HAHAHAHAHAHA - not laughing!!!! blegemoth . promoterhost . com !!!
[Blegemoth]: ..AND IF YOU WANT COME AND ATTACK ME, YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS KICKED. I HAVE 5,000 ARCHERS!!!
[Chad]: no one cares for your s*** website
[ASTERION]: haha big deal.. i got 50 000 archers
[polthemol]: k lads, put on your helmets, get some women and food, we're off for the shelters ! blegemoth will start his own forum for world domination !
[chad/2]: well whats ur coords
[TheGod]: LMAO 5k archers... wtg dude. this account could kick your ass, and it's only lvl 1
[TheGod]: damnit forgot i blocked him on Tayrell account
[Blegemoth]: I AM NOT TELLING COORDS.. YOU HAVE TOI FIND ME!!!
[666(lord)]: why dont you just tell him your f***ing coords
[WarDancer]: cant talk any more I have to got to the grocery store and stock up on food water batteris ect...
[Buttercup]: Bleg u r an idiot
[chad/2]: whats it like to b in an alliance by urself?
[chad/2]: BLEGDORK
[Laubach]: Bleg, stand your ground, you got sound stats
[polthemol]: lots of masturbating chad, i guess :P
[chad/2]: HAHAHAHA
[Sunshine66]: lmao
[chad/2]: LMFAOROFL
[polthemol]: *pokes blegemoth with a stick* are you alive ?
[Kritter]: lol ur going to make that guy kill him self
[Blegemoth]: ANYONE WHO ATTACKS ME WILL HAVE THEIR WHOLE ARMY ZENRAXED!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!
[Kritter]: XD
[Raven]: drugs are bade mkay
[polthemol]: kritter i think he's already braindead, so that makes him replaceble >)
[Kritter]: at least wut state r u in bleg?
[Kritter]: lol
[Blegemoth]: I AM NOT MAKING MORE MESSAGES HERE. I WILL PUT A SHOUTBOX ON MY WEBSITE
[Cocopuffs]: a state of denial
[Blegemoth]: I AM ALMOST OUT OF CREDITS AND I HAVE NO MORE GAME COINS!!!!
[polthemol]: there goes my evening, blegrhdork stopts talking :'(
[Hagar The Slayer]: there is a god
[Kritter]: awwww mommy didnt give u ur alowence this week bleg?
[Chad]: well whats ur coords
[Blegemoth]: i am using my last coins - i will make a comment section on my website talk there. no coins left!!!
[Hagar The Slayer]: 3.......2.......1......Coins all gone yeahhhhhh!
[Kritter]: wut is his website?
[LordMedeah]: wow
[Kritter]: f*** that was harsh
[Dinoraptor]: so go cry to ur mamma
[Blegemoth]: MY WEBSITE IS BLEGEMOTH . PROMOTERHOST . COM I AM INSTALLING CHAT. COME BACK IN 1 HOUR!!!
[Hagar The Slayer]: ok really this time with feeling 3.....2.....1........Gone Yeahhhhhhhhhhh!
[Kritter]: lol
[jonik]: boob
[polthemol]: AND THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF ME IN EVONY CHAT! STOP IT LEAVE ME ALONE!!! YOU WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE BANNED!!!!
[polthemol]: lol, love his site :')
[Hagar The Slayer]: and I'm gonna be the first to post this chat right on there
In the immortal words of Socrates, "I drank what?"
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