If I wanted to talk to a vegetable I would have bought one at the market!

Your brain is like the three-headed Loch Ness monster. It doesn't exist

You have the mental agility of a rabbit dropping

Your brain ...for example....is SO minute..If a group of hungry cannibals cracked open your head, there wouldn't be enough inside to cover a small water biscuit

You have All the intellect of a jugged walrus and all the social graces of a potty

God made man in his own image and it would be a sad look out for Christians throughout the world if God looked anything like like you.

You're head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants




Bonus points for you if you know what series all these insults are from.