
Originally Posted by
trogdor1316
Once, in a time long long ago, there was a man who applied to the local free lottery. This man was a normally docile one, who loved all the little children and had an active role in society. A stroke of luck came about, and he won the free lottery. Unfortunately, the free lottery didn't cost any money to enter your name in, so the prizes were all crappy. This man, who was normally docile, went into a blind rage and started yelling like an insane person around town about how angry he was that the free lottery gave him a crappy reward. The other townspeople got tired of this and threw cans of spam and sent trolls to harass him in return for their sleepless nights of annoyance. Eventually, the man died under the weight of the spam 'n' trolls (tm) and everyone else was happy.
I hope everyone learned a valuable leasson from this. If you didn't, **** N3WBS!
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