Quote Originally Posted by trogdor1316 View Post
Once, in a time long long ago, there was a man who applied to the local free lottery. This man was a normally docile one, who loved all the little children and had an active role in society. A stroke of luck came about, and he won the free lottery. Unfortunately, the free lottery didn't cost any money to enter your name in, so the prizes were all crappy. This man, who was normally docile, went into a blind rage and started yelling like an insane person around town about how angry he was that the free lottery gave him a crappy reward. The other townspeople got tired of this and threw cans of spam and sent trolls to harass him in return for their sleepless nights of annoyance. Eventually, the man died under the weight of the spam 'n' trolls (tm) and everyone else was happy.

I hope everyone learned a valuable leasson from this. If you didn't, **** N3WBS!
But, the prizes aren't all crappy, lol. So, very poor analogy. It's more like...

Once upon a time there was a city that gave out random items to it's people to help them out. Some people attained cars and houses, while other recieved a pack of bubble gum. After awhile of this random dispersement, people started realizing that some were recieving 2-3 cars or house, while they had not attain 1. They implored the Mayor to make the distribution more fair. The mayor ignored these people. Finally fed up with the broken system which could give somebody 1000x more of value than the next person, the people revolted against the Mayor. They stormed his house and disemboweled his entrail. The lottory was finally over!!! The next Mayor decided he would use a more fair system to actually keep ALL the people happy. And they all lived happily ever after!