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    hmm, i still cant figure the 1 scout thing out...

    *seeks enlightenment* (or treatment in the asylum, whichever the doc prescribes...)

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    maybe he was imortal........................XD LOL

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    great little conversation their kass..

    gave you +1 rep!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kassikas View Post
    Underling: My Lord, I have the casualty statistics for the latest battle.
    Commander: Thank you underling, when can I expect the after action report?
    Underling: Sorry my lord, that information is classified.
    Commander: Classified..? I am a feudal lord. My word is law. I own the people in these cities, they are my freaking surfs. Who gets this information?
    Underling: Erm... Umm... Oh I know! The Gods My Lord, some information is not for us mere mortals.
    Commander: So I just have to make guesses based on casualty reports?
    Underling: The Gods work in mysterious ways My Lord.
    Commander: Can I ... Go watch some of the battles?
    Underling: No My lord, but you can send out several men to their deaths in order to experiment. After several experiments you might be able to form a generalized hypothesis about the basics of battle.
    Commander: So after action reports are a sin, and watching battles is a sin, but sending men to die uselessly to obtain incomplete information is A-okay?
    Underling: Yes My Lord.
    Commander: Fine then, send one archer to die. Then send one archer and one scout to die. Tell me if the second battle takes slightly longer then the first.
    Underling: A righteous solution My Lord. May the gold farmers in the heavens bless you with much buffs, and no nerfs.
    Let me be the 1stt to say that you have WAY too much time on your hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patriots_Fan View Post
    Let me be the 1stt to say that you have WAY too much time on your hands.
    Don't you know that half of us probably work in cubicles all day? Don't forget... "Play Secretly"

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    Quote Originally Posted by pokey View Post
    ^^-- Wrong.

    As for the explanation, I do not know for sure, but given the usual battle mechanics it should be something like this:

    Defenders move up, scout runs across field to go toe to toe with archers/ballis (the only units that do not move up). Archers however are given priority target to the opposing archers (since no traps in play) first over the single scout. So mr. one scout sits around hacking away with his 20 damage with no one to kill him all battle.

    EDIT: The part about it belonging in H&Q was actually correct, sorry.
    If this is true I'm adding like 1k scouts in my rainbow.

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    wrong forum section
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    If you want to know the programing look at the game or excell combat calculator mechanics
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joneh View Post
    I think he is Chuck Norris, he probably destroyed everything in that battlefield when he sneezed.


    What he/she/it said.

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