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    Default New Tech, angry2insightful

    I was bored so I coded up a quick little script that parses angry kid speak into constructive text, it's still in beta so I don't want to release it yet, but I will use this earlier post as an example

    Fix the f ucking medals ass holes
    fix them now you ****ingloosers 500 straight attacks on valleys and not 1 single ****ing medal
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    Angry2Constructive
    To whom it may concern, re: medals
    Dear developers of the game Evony, while I understand both your desire to create a sense of achievement for progressing in your fine game, and also promoting a fiscal incentive to support your product, I feel that you may have inadvertently regressed too far in your change of drop rates for medals. I recently spent many hours attacking valleys and without a single drop to show for it. Perhaps you could look into retooling a little bit, with the concept in mind of balancing both the desired achievement effect against the frustrations I and many other players have felt at being stone walled in any progression by unlucky streaks.

    Thank you,
    ******* devs! **** you!
    As you can see, it's not totally working right yet, a few sentiments remain unchanged.
    I wonder if the latter format would brook any difference in swaying the developers opinions anyway though.

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    Lol! Epic!

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    LOL pokey.

    What can it do with things like -

    Hi.I need a registration code.who can give me?
    I am whaiting

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    I'll answer that one if I may. Requests for registration codes will be translated as...


    RETIRED FROM EVONY
    In short, the carebears won the battle for Civony. Behold their chubby rainbow bellies and tremble, for they lost every single battle, but sure as heck won the war.
    -Kassikas

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    oh man i want to run every post through that thing....


    Sdog... most of my profile hits came from before i put up the lady pics... what gives....=/

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    Half the threads on this forum need the first post ran through this thing. I found these in 30 seconds.

    its in war reports we went to truce with you and then boogienob attacked one of our cites, why u talking bull tellin your members we started it, obvious your glorious leader dont answer mail bcus no its true, at least have the guts to tell your own players the truth gutless liars
    is anyone on here a noob? if you are being attacked please explain all you did here. i am tellin you they cant hurt you for anything
    On a side note, my profile hits nearly doubled in the 24 hours I had the hot avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knuckles View Post
    Sdog... most of my profile hits came from before i put up the lady pics... what gives....=/
    LOL. I'm just kidding around with you Knuckles.

    But as for the "lady" pics, surely you mean pics of you. Right?


    *EDIT* Any post by DarkXXX CANNOT be converted through any program. The sheer absurdity of his posts would break any computer program. You'd end up with a schizophrenic murderous computer like HAL if you tried to have it translate DarkXXX.

    RETIRED FROM EVONY
    In short, the carebears won the battle for Civony. Behold their chubby rainbow bellies and tremble, for they lost every single battle, but sure as heck won the war.
    -Kassikas

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    lol Harok. Not sure why mine shot up all of a sudden for a while there. Seems to have dropped off, but I went from about 800 to 1200 in nothing flat.


    A man might not be able to move a mountain, yet he will accomplish nothing if he never tries.




    Well, I'm tired of these forums. Very little humor in them anymore. Adios all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pokey View Post
    I was bored so I coded up a quick little script that parses angry kid speak into constructive text, it's still in beta so I don't want to release it yet, but I will use this earlier post as an example



    Code:
    Angry2Constructive


    As you can see, it's not totally working right yet, a few sentiments remain unchanged.
    I wonder if the latter format would brook any difference in swaying the developers opinions anyway though.
    How about a reverse translation so 99% of the people who play Evony may accertain the meaning of the post:

    ta whom da thang may concern, re: medals
    Dear developers o’ da game Evony, while meh understand both ya’lls desire ta create a sense o’ achievement fo’ progressing in ya’lls fine game, an’ also promoting a fiscal incentive ta support ya’lls product, meh feel that ya’ll may haz inadvertently regressed too far in ya’lls change o’ drop rates fo’ medals. meh recently spent many hours attacking valleys an’ without a single drop ta show fo’ da thang. Perhaps ya’ll could look into retooling a little bit, with da concept in mind o’ balancing both da desired achievement effect against da frustrations meh an’ many other players haz felt at being stone walled in any progression by unlucky streaks.

    http://www.writtenhumor.com/ebonics.html
    When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SDog View Post
    LOL. I'm just kidding around with you Knuckles.

    But as for the "lady" pics, surely you mean pics of you. Right?


    *EDIT* Any post by DarkXXX CANNOT be converted through any program. The sheer absurdity of his posts would break any computer program. You'd end up with a schizophrenic murderous computer like HAL if you tried to have it translate DarkXXX.
    as long as you look at marriage making two become one right.... =)

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