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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyBunny View Post
    *whispers to the waiter iRov's credit card number"
    Haha, jokes on you. I don't own one.
    If something seems too good to be true, you're supposed to shoot it just in case.

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    @Storm: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Remember this.

    @iRov: *looks at your signature* So THAT is where they went.

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    Where what went..?
    If something seems too good to be true, you're supposed to shoot it just in case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by etrnldarkness View Post
    @Storm: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Remember this.

    @iRov: *looks at your signature* So THAT is where they went.
    scorn?
    I have severe ADHD, Dyslexia, and I'm easily distracted by shiny th... HolySmokes A SPORK!

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    I believe the saying is "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" or "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn"

    One of those two.
    If something seems too good to be true, you're supposed to shoot it just in case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drizztix View Post
    ......

    scorn?
    Yes, scorn. Like, being made an idiot of, like right now, you not knowing Scorn.
    I'm scorning you for it!

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    That made little sense, but I understood it.
    If something seems too good to be true, you're supposed to shoot it just in case.

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    Make comparisons between your date and your last three wives, remembering to call them the female dog name as often as possible.
    Make it clear that it wasn't your fault those marriages didn't work out, after all they knew you were a 'playuh' before they married you.
    Then tell her that your gaming name is Drizzlestick or similar.
    Any that stick around after that might be dumb enough to be a 'keeper'.

    [edit] and don't forget to flex and pose [/edit]
    Last edited by Rodri; 07-24-2009 at 10:40 PM.
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    Wow, Rodri, what a great idea!





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    Quote Originally Posted by drizztix View Post
    i always slap the waitress on the rump..
    .. that bad?
    I did that once....I had scars. In places men NEVER wants scars. >.>


    REASONS FOR YOU HAVING NO LIFE (date style)

    Ask her when she had her breast enhancement(guilty)

    Ask her if you can feel her....Breast. (guilty)

    If she says no, grab at it, and make your tie dip in your margareeta.(Soooo guilty.)

    If she says yes, well....think, 'I didn't think I'd get this far....'(not guilty, lol)


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