If the date starts taking a wrong turn, start singing stalker songs.
1. Escape - Enrique Iglesias
2. One Way Or Another - Blondie
3. Every Breath You Take - Police
4. Invisible - Clay Aiken
5. Infatuation - Rod Stewart
6. Spooky - Classics IV
7. Can't Stand Losing You - Police
8. 96 Tears - ? and the Mysterians
9. I Want You To Want Me - Cheap Trick
10. Can't Get Used To Losing You - Andy Williams
11. Are You Lonesome Tonight? - Elvis Presley
12. Run For Your Life - the Beatles
13. I Drove All Night - Cyndi Lauper /Celine Dion
14. Spiderwebs - No Doubt
15. 500 Miles (I would walk) - the Proclaimers
16. Girl Watcher - O Kaysions
17. Don't Stand So Close to Me - Police
18. The Rain - Oran "Juice" Jones
19. I Will Follow - U2
20. Follow Her Around - Jimmy Rankin
Ask the girl if her mother is free for a three-some (or her daughter, depending on the age of the girl/woman you're dating)
Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
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in the middle of a fancy meal at a nice restaurant look lovingly at your date and just start to rick roll everyone int the restaruant
"live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it dosen't exist and never shall. there is only now." - eldest
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