What weapon would YOU wield if you were a mod?

[joemanf]

Ok, I wana see how fast this dies. Now that I got that statement out of the way, I want to know what YOU would wield if you were a mod. Here are some examples:

If I was a mod, I'd weild a ban-sword.

Mine would be a ban-staff that shot magical posts of bannage at users throughout the land.

She doesn't wield a 'ban hammer' she carries the ban whip ((She = FoxyBunny))

Ok, so - what would you wield?