OTD Courthouse

[drizztix]

u cant be serious...

its not like BAD BAD THINGS..
its just lil things like..

Having a girl i dated steal my credit card and order 2,400$ worth of makeup online.

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Having my car broken into and having my stereo system stolen (about 2k$)

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Paying 15,000$ for new windows in my house n' they isntall them all so that I CANT CLOSE THEM FAR ENUFF TO LOCK THEM

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coming home from work to find out my wife (exwife now) hired movers and cleaned out my house n' moved back to kansas with her mom

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my personal fav.. i just had new carpet installed... and im dissambling one of my katanas for maintenance.. well the fittings weren't on properly and when i pull the handle off.. the blade flys outta my hands and goes sliding into the new carpet.. MAKING A HUGE SLICE im talking 4-5ft long slice..

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i parked in a "Park at your own risk" spot at work (construction site) and i come back n' my windshield is smashed.. and my passenger side mirror is ripped off.. (it was a SATURDAY and no one was working!!)

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Like yesterday im making a rock sidewalk on the side of my house n' i bot this awesome new HEAVY DUTY RAKE (yeah im a nerd) and i have it proped against house.. i somehow STEP ON THE TEETH and it SLAMS ME IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AND SPLITS MY EAR OPEN!